The Office Audio MIXmatch!
This is an idea I've had for a while and I finally had a chance to
sit down and play around with it. I'm taking the audio clips from the database and MIXmatching them to make up conversations between
characters that didn't actually happen, or combining some favorite common phrases, like all the "That's what she said"s or all of Jim's "Wow"s.
Some will be funny, some will be wishful thinking (JAM!) and some will be just plain weird! If you have made your own Office MIXmatch convo, or
if you have a suggestion for one that I can create, I'd love to hear it!
Click here to email it to me, and you might see it on this page!
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that ... applesauce! Break me off a piece of that dah-dah-dah. Break me off a piece of that Chrysler Car! Break me off a piece of that football cream. Break me off a piece of that lumber tar! Break me off a piece of that Snickers bar! Break me off a piece of that Claude VanDamme. Break me off a piece of that hair for men. Break me off a piece of that poison gas. Break me off a piece of that NutraSweet. Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that Fancy Feast!
Suggested by apifine@****.com
|  | Andy |  | 00:00:40 | mp3 clip |  |
| Please refrain from touching things, I know you might want to. That's what she said! You are not having sex. Well, I would definitely have sex with Ryan! Boink!
| | | Jim, Michael | | 00:00:09 | mp3 clip | |
| Hey Jim. Hey, how's it going? Feelin' kinda good tonight. Have you heard anything about any secret office romances? Come on, you can tell me. I was just um... I'm in love with you. You have no idea how long I've wanted to do that. Me too. Let's do it!
| | | Pam, Jim | | 00:00:20 | mp3 clip | |
| That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said... or he said.
| | | Michael, Stanley, Jim, Dwight, Jan | | 00:00:18 | mp3 clip | |
| Oh my God. Oh dear God. Oh my God! Oh, God. God! Oh my God! Oh my God. I swear to God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh sweet mother of God. Oh God! Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. God! Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh... my... God! Oh my God! Oh, God! Oh my God oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God. OH GOD!! Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh, thank God! OH MY GOD! Oh, God. Holy mother of God. Oh my God, oh my GOD! Oh God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh MY God. Oh my God. Oh... God. Oh my God. OH MY GOD! Oh my God. Oh my GOD! Oh my God. Oh, God. Oh my God! Oh my God. Oh my God! OH MY GOD! Oh my God. Oh my GOD! Oh my God. Oh my God! Oh, thank God. Holy God. Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! God help you!
| | | Jan, Michael, Jim, Pam, Dwight, Kelly, Angela, Oscar, Andy, Stanley, Karen, Kevin | | 00:01:07 | mp3 clip | |
| Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow!
| | | Jim | | 00:00:10 | mp3 clip | |
| Wow. Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow! Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Oh, wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow-wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wowee!
| | | Jim, Pam, Michael, Angela, Kelly, Toby, Jan, Todd Packer, Dwight | | 00:00:29 | mp3 clip | |
| Attention all Dunder Mifflin employees! This morning I knocked myself in the head with the phone. Wow. It feels like somebody took my heart and dropped it into a bucket of boiling tears and at the same time, somebody else is hitting my soul in the crotch with a frozen sledgehammer, and then a third guy walks in and starts punching me in the grief bone, and I am crying and nobody can hear me because I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone. I do not think that is funny. Yeah, well you know what? Nobody cares about your stupid beet farm. You're totally harshin' the office mellow. Talk! Just talk! I am- Shut up! I am a victim of a hate crime! Am I trying to get under his skin? Yes. Because the angrier he gets, the more marginalized he becomes. Meanwhile, Andy Bernard is out there laying on the charm. Yeah, yeah, well thank you, Andy. Tanks. What do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor, what do you do with a drunken sailor earl-i in the morning. I'm public speaking, stop public interrupting me! I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came! I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. Okay, okay fine. What are you doing? I'll start a fire! No! This whole place is a tinder box, it is ready to blow! Stay below the smoke line! STAT MEANS NOW! DO YOU WANNA DIE?? Shut it! This is not working, okay? I have to fire someone today. You're fired. Uh, you're fired. You're fired. Bye, Pam. Bye, Jim. Jim is gone! He's gone, I miss him so much! Oh, I cry myself to sleep, Jim! FALSE. I do not miss him. By the end of the fourth grade, the lunch lady was actually the person I hung out with the most.
Submitted by Zach M.B.
| | | Michael, Jim, Andy, Dwight, Josh, Pam, | | 00:02:17 | mp3 clip | |
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