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Prince Family Paper

What's this? Looks like a red wire. Hmm... It wasn't here before. Well it's a computer Dwight, computers have wires. Yours doesn't. Doesn't it? No, it's going in a different direction then the other wires. Dwight, I am really busy, I can't talk about this anymore. Quote Tags: Prank
	Dwight, Jim		00:24	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by Dunmore High School. 20 bucks for the whole spool. Crazy, what a deal. Oh he'll be fine. I made it up there. Quote Tags: Talking Head, Prank
	Jim		00:17	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

What you talkin' 'bout, Wallace?
	Michael		00:02	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

What you talking bout, Wallace? Hi Michael, how are you? Hi, I am well, how are you? Very good. So listen, as you know, we haven't yet filled the regional supervisor job. Oh, have you not? Correct, and I was wondering if I could get you to do some of the field work that would normally go to the supervisor? Okay, there is an area from Carbondale to Marshbrook- Yeah. -Where we have never done any business. There's a small company there: Prince Paper. I can't get a report on it because it's not a public company. Mm-hm. But we have been talking about going after their market, so I was hoping you could do some fact finding for me. Okay. I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for, okay? Fax, why don't you just send it over on a dinosaur? Michael, this is important, Michael. Oh, well, then, email it to me.
	Michael, David Wallace		00:44	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Not at all. She's got mean eyes. Have you seen her with her bangs? She looks like a monster. Guys, she is a beautiful movie star, so maybe we should just go to work. She is an amazing actress. But that's not the question. She's not hot. Yeah, thank you Phyllis! Okay, okay, okay. Why don't we just put this to a vote, and then we'll be done with it. I'm not voting. No one cares. Who thinks that Hillary Swank is hot, raise your hand. Okay, and who thinks Hillary Swank is not hot, raise your hand. Five. Five to five. Thank you, accounting department. So what do we do now?
	Kevin, Meredith, Pam, Jim, Phyllis, Angela		00:38	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

What if the owner of Prince Family Paper has a beautiful daughter and we have to seduce her in order to get their secrets? I will seduce her. No, I wanna seduce her. I'll seduce her. Let me seduce her! Michael, please. No, no, no, no, no, I got it. You'll fall in love with her. Yeah, so what if I did? That would take precedence and I would expect your support.
	Dwight, Michael		00:17	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Okay, so let's go over the plan again. Alright, I am a local business owner. Mm-hm. I need to buy paper. Yep. I find out everything about their prices and policies. Your fictitious name? Michael Scarn. Good! I am a paper salesman looking for a new job. I find out everything about their expenses and salaries. Okay. Then we meet at the Denny's- No. -And then we compare notes. No, I never said Denny's. IHOP. No! I said Denny's! IHOP! We're going to IHOP! You know how I feel about IHOP! Oh, don't start- Socialist! You know what? I don't want to get into this debate again. Okay. I enjoy IHOP. I'll have a cup of a coffee. You will have pancakes and you'll like it.
	Dwight, Michael		00:30	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

There are clouds... clouds in the sky: means gonna rain, bad for business. Oh, it would if they were alto-cumulus and not cirro-stratus. Why do you al- okay- Michael. Whatever. Get your clouds right. Shut up.
	Michael, Dwight		00:12	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Here come the sharks. [Michael and Dwight sing the Jaws shark music] Dun-dun... dun-dun...
	Michael, Dwight		00:19	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

In nature, there is something called the food chain. It is where the shark eats the little shark, and the little shark eats the littler shark, and so on and so on and so on until you get down to the single cell shark. So now replace sharks with paper companies, and that is all you need to know about business. Quote Tags: Talking Head
	Michael		00:18	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Each side will have three minutes to prepare opening arguments. Topic: Hillary Swank is attractive. Hot! The debate is whether she's hot. What difference does it make? Attractive, beautiful, hot, we're talking about the same thing here. Huge difference. A painting can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting. Okay, TMI.
	Andy, Kevin, Stanley		00:19	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Hello, I'd like to apply for a job. Hi, I'm afraid we're not hiring right now. Why don't you just get rid of this guy? That's my son. I'm your son now; you can visit him on holidays. Dwight Schrute, I'm a paper salesman at a second tier paper company called Dunder Mifflin. I'm the top salesman there and I'm looking for a new challenge. I would say you guys have what, uh, 40 high volume clients? Try 80. 80! Psh, that's nothing. I've got 90 clients myself. You had better look out, someone might run you out of business. I sure hope not. Me too.
	Dwight, Mr. Prince		00:39	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

I think all of us have a tendency to view celebrities as sort of mythical figures, you know? We don't really see them as real, so therefore we don't judge them as real people. Are you serious? Jim, just show us a picture. Kevin, come on. Yeah, shut up Kevin. No, but he's making all these fancy, it's ju-, it's a gut thing. That's fair. You know what, Kevin, do me a favor. Why don't you close your eyes? Okay. Now imagine that Hilary Swank comes into this office for real and she walks over to you and she says: Kevin Malone, I just read your online profile and there's nothing I would rather do then make out with you right now. Now you tell me something, is she hot? [Cheering] Does that end the debate, or...? Oh, hey, Kevin, what are you doing? No, no, no, it's is she hot, not would you do her. Respect the game. Oh my God. This close.
	Jim, Kevin, Oscar, Kelly, Angela		01:11	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

So why are you considering leaving Dunder Mifflin? My boss. Oh yeah? Do tell. His insensitivity could border on the cruel. This is a man who does not listen to the needs his underlings. He's way- Hey, hey, how is your interview going? It's going very well. Don't blow it.
	Mr. Prince, Dwight, Michael		00:18	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Grandma, I can't do this. What's going on? Little homework over here? Yeah. Lets see if I can help. Okay, there. Ohhh, math, that's not so hard. Okay. There are 4 of these- Alright. -Ignore the parenthesis, right? Right. Why is this little 2 so small? It's, it's weird, you just don't, you just go by the x. The x means times. Mm-hm. 4 times x 2. What is double 4? 8 Excellent! Way to go! Woo! Nice! Don't put that.
	Granddaughter Prince, Michael, Mrs. Prince		00:41	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Ladies and gentlemen: even though the penis was fake, I kept expecting a second plot twist where we found out Hilary Swank actually was a boy. Kevin! Okay, I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, and I don't even get the discussion, hot is a temperature, people. But Kevin deserves to lose for what he said, so, yes, she's hot, she's hot as heck, she's a female Boris Becker. OH!
	Kevin, Pam, Angela, Jim		00:34	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! Haha, we struck the mother load! Come on! Wallace is going to freak. All their top clients I can't believe it. He's going to absolutely freak. Someone's looking out the window. Go, go, go, go, peel out, go! Oh shoot. What the-? Okay, okay, we- You drove over that. I know, I know. Go back. Oh God, what was that? That's not good.
	Michael, Dwight		00:24	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

No, no, no, no, no, no. Shes hot, okay? Because if you are saying that Hilary Swank isn't hot, then you are saying that I am not hot. Because obviously I'm not as hot as Hilary Swank!
	Kelly		00:14	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full internet access. Wait, what?
	Pam, Kevin		00:12	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

See that, the obvious symmetry of the face? This a natural appeal of the scientific standard of koinophilia, features that are a composite average of many features. Yes, she's attractive, but she is not hot.
	Oscar		00:18	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Dwight, what will happen to that family if I call Wallace and give him this information? It's simple, Wallace would use that information to destroy them. Okay. You know, our sales are fine. We're doing fine. They're doing fine. Mmmm, they could be better. Why don't we just live and let live? What? Live and let live. I'm not familiar with that expression. It's from James Bond. It doesn't make any sense, of course I'm alive. I'm not going to make this call. Michael, you have to. Have you ever seen a lioness devour her cub? Have you ever seen a baboon devour its mate? Have you ever seen a raccoon devour a squirrel? My heart- my heart says no. Your heart is a wonderful thing, Michael, but it makes some terrible decisions. That's true. Yes. That's true. We have gone down the wrong path many many times. Yeah. Jan... Ryan. Yeah, save your heart for love, and use your brain for business, right? If we don't do this to Prince Paper, then someone else will. Or worse yet, someone else will do it to us.
	Michael, Dwight		00:59	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

I am trying to be more optimistic in life. I've got what, 20, 30 years left, and my family history says I have less. Now, the old Stanley Hudson would have found something to complain about with this actress, but that's no way to live life. Look at this healthy, sexy, pretty, strong, young woman. Come on, people! She is hot.
	Stanley		00:39	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

I guess this is what they call a bittersweet moment. It is bitter because I slightly destroyed a wonderful little family, but sweet because David Wallace thought I did a good job. That's why I hate bittersweet chocolate. I don't even- what's the point of that? Why not just sweet? I mean who- who are you helping?
	Michael		00:27	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Prince Family Paper

Oh, hey what is this? Hilary Swank. Oh, she's hot. YEAH!!!
	Michael, Everyone		00:11	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Duel

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
	Pam		00:04	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Duel

Yeeeeaaaah! Yeah! Yeah, okay! Twelve miles an hour! Eat that, Carl Lewis!
	Michael		00:11	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Duel

Angela made several 911 calls about cars going too fast in front of the building, so the police put up a radar gun. It's actually caused a bit of a traffic hazard. Aaaaah-ha! Wow, thirteen! Yes! No. No, no. There was wind. I was just jogging. Dwight, there was wind. I want a do-over. No, no, no, it's not your turn. All right, thirteen is the new number. Oscar, go ahead! I want another try. Here we go! Thirty-one! Thirty-one! There was a car. I was ahead of the car. Thirty-one is my new number. Thirty-one is humanly impossible! Go, Oscar. Thirty-one's my number. That's impossible. Beat it! Quote Tags: Talking Head
	Pam, Dwight, Phyllis, Michael, Jim, Stanley, Oscar		00:40	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Duel

Today's a big day. My presence has been requested by Chief Financial Officer, David Wallace. He says that he wants to talk about big picture stuff, and I'll be honest, I have little or no idea what that means, so... probably bad. Quote Tags: Talking Head
	Michael		00:21	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Duel

Quick announcement: new year, new candy. Whoo-hoo! Okay, be careful, Kevin. They're kind of spicy. Hot Tamales. Yeah. Uh oh. So, maybe just try one at first, and then if it's okay, have a couple more...
	Pam, Kevin		00:12	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Duel

Excuse me, everyone, can I have the floor please? Um, this is insanely awkward. It's kind of the elephant in the room, so I'll just- No one has RSVPed to our wedding yet, and the deadline was yesterday. Wait, you still don't know- No, no. Nope. Hmm? Nothing. You still don't know- Why don't... Let's- What are you doing? How about we just- Just have to talk to you for a second... Andy. Ahh! No, no one has RSVP'ed, and I don't understand it, and now you're shutting me out. You're not even listening, and that's really considerate, thank you. No, what I'm saying is- No, no. No, that's not it. I know.
	Andy, Michael, Jim		00:40	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone
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