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Two Weeks

Oh no. What? I'm going with him. What? Pam! I'm going! Pam! You can't be serious. Michael, wait! I'm coming with you! You are? Yeah. Okay. It's gonna be great. Great. Uh, except... I don't want to be a receptionist anymore. Right... Executive assistant. Salesman. Alright, okay. Deal! Deal! Okay, well... Jim? Still no. Okay. Well, okay, lets go. Oh, all my stuff is still upstairs so... Are people watching? Probably.
	Pam, Jim, Michael		00:52	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

Two Weeks

So, we had a personnel change today. Shouldn't effect our day to day, but, until we get a new receptionist I want Kevin on the phones. Phones? Also, there's been way too much wasting time. So, Stanley? Yes. Yeah, I want you to be on top of that, okay? I want you to be my productivity czar. Okay, good. Uh, okay that's it on my list, so uh, you know, no excuses guys. Lets get going, okay?
	Charles Miner, Kevin, Stanley		00:26	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Michael, since it is your fifteenth anniversary at the company, I thought it might be appropriate to begin the festivities with a fifteen-minute round of applause. I like it. Followed by a fifteen minute moment of silence. I don't know. Is it classy enough? Jim! Enough with the classy, okay? I just feel like after fifteen years at this company, bravo by the way, that we should celebrate with a very classy event, a night to remember. I think you're right! This party has to have all the excitement, drama and intrigue of my time here. And of course, classy. And classy, yeah. Michael, you're just agreeing with him because he's wearing a tux. Don't you see what he's doing here?
	Dwight, Michael, Jim		00:39	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Last week, Dwight sent out a memo about the dress code. So, this is me showing him that I'm taking it very seriously. Quote Tags: Talking Head
	Jim		00:05	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Oh, here's one: a string quartet, playing classy-cal music. Mmmm, you know, that's good but it's not classy. I-I need something classy like the opening of a car dealership. That's it... Or Mr. Peanut! Yes. Mr. Peanut is not classy. He is. He is a regular peanut. He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat. That's what makes him classy. Okay, how about this: An ice sculpture... shaped like you... covered in chocolate-covered strawberries. Oh, Dwight, you're trying too hard, and that's just not classy. See, the thing about classy is it's a state of mind. Well, I'm sorry, I just don't know what classy is then. Okay, well let's just try this one on for size, and I apologize because it's right off the top of my head: an ice sculpture... Of you... Completely surrounded by a variety of chocolate-covered fruits. Strawberries? That's inspired. I said that! Not classy. Not classy at all. De classé. French. Classy!
	Dwight, Michael, Jim, Pam		01:02	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Hi, can I help you? Uh yeah, I'm Charles Miner, here to see Michael Scott. Sure, just one second. Please have a seat. Yes? Michael, there's a Charles Miner here to see you. Miner? I hardly know her! ...Hello? Yeah, are you coming out now? Uh-huh.
	Pam, Charles Miner		00:20	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Surprise! As you can see, I turned the bagels from O's into C's, for Charles. Thank you. Took me all night. This is what you did last night?
	Michael, Charles Miner, Pam		00:12	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

I met this guy at corporate last week, and we were just digging each other's vibe. I was totally grooving on him and vice-versa. And besides, the last two people to have his job were Jan and Ryan. The former was my lover, and the latter my best friend. So, who knows? I do. It's gonna be men'al! It's going to be mental. Quote Tags: Talking Head
	Michael		00:25	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

My god, he's like a black George Clooney. Really? I don't see it. I mean, he's ok, he's not unattractive, he's. . .
	Kelly, Angela		00:09	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Hey, how you doing? Jim Halpert from sales. Hey. Just wanted to say, if you need anything, let me know. Why are you wearing a tuxedo? Jim: I didn't think you'd notice. Uh, it's funny actually, there's another salesman out here, Dwight Schrute, and he sent out this memo, as he always does, and, uh, it was about professionalism in the workplace, and of course, he singled me out... So, I just had to mess with him. Uhhh... Oh, you'd understand if you read the memo, which I should probably get you, there's probably one in a drawer... uh. It was pretty crazy. But, uh, not more crazy than wearing a tux, at work, I grant you that... Okay. So, I'm going to, uh... Your name is Jim? Jim... Halpert, yep. So, just going to let you get back to it, so...
	Jim, Charles Miner		00:43	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

He just had to wear his tux today. I thought it'd be funny. Took him 40 minutes to get ready. Quote Tags: JAM, Talking Head
	Pam, Jim		00:05	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Allright, let me introduce you to some of the troops. Accounting, front and center. Come on up here. I'd like you to meet somebody. This is the accounting department. Hey, I come from accounting, too. Oh, nerd alert! Ni- This is Oscar Martinez. He is Latino, and he just got out of a long-term relationship with a man, Gil, who broke his heart. But he didn't bring any of that into work, it did not affect his job performance whatsoever, and I am very proud of him for that. Hey, Oscar, it's good to meet you. This little hell-raiser is Angela. She has slept with a bunch of different guys in the office. The one over there, in the orange... Hey-o! There you go! Where's the other? You know, Michael, I don't need to know everyone's sexual history. Well, perfect, because we have now arrived at Kevin and he has no sexual history. Hey!
	Michael, Charles Miner, Kevin, Andy		00:52	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

I am thrilled that the new boss has taken such an active interest in all of the responsibilities that I'm supposed to have... Thrilled. Quote Tags: Talking Head
	Michael		00:10	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

David, it was my understanding that I was not going to be managed. What gave you that idea? It was my understanding. I see. Listen, why- why don't we just leave that position vacant? Truth be told, I think I thrive under a lack of accountability. Look, Michael, Charles is very qualified. Get to know him. I really think the two of you are going to make a great team. But the branch is still mine? You're still the branch manager, yes, and if you need anything else at all, just let Charles know. Ask him about the party. Oh, right. David, are you coming to my fifteenth anniversary party? I'll give it my best shot, Michael. No, no, no, the other thing. Oh, okay. If we hire Cirque de Soleil as salaried employees, will that help us with year-end tax stuff? He hung up? No.
	Michael, David, Dwight		00:51	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

I just got off the horn with David Wallace, and he said that you and I should try to get to know each other better, and I agree. So, what I would like you to do is tell me something that you've never told anybody before. No. Come on. What's your wife's name? Where did you work before you came here? Saticoy Steel. Beautiful. See, African-Americans have such a rich history of unusual names. No, I worked at a company called Saticoy Steel.
	Michael, Charles Miner		00:33	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Michael Scott calling for David... Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible. Thanks.
	Michael		00:07	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Oh, Michael, come on, no. You have to charm 'em. David Wallace's office. Hey there, gorgeous. How you doing today? I'm good, thank you. How's it hanging? Alright... Good. Listen, my name is, uh, Michael... Scotch. And, uh, I just wanted to say that, uh, I've got David Wallace's son in the trunk of my car. If he doesn't get on this phone in 5 seconds- No! You idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot! What are you doing? God! Oh my... god. David Wallace's office. Hi Stephanie, it's Michael Scott again. I just spoke with Michael Scotch and the son's going to be returned, everything's fine. Michael... And I really, really need to talk to David. Please hold. Charles Miner. Hello? Hello, who is this? Who is this? I was never given a name.
	Dwight, Stephanie, Michael, Charles Miner		00:59	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Uh, hi, can I help you? I don't think anyone here- Oh, uh, Pam, uh- Hey everyone, uh, lunch is on me today. Whoa. Wow! That is so unnecessary! Are you kidding me with this? On the day that I bring in breakfast? Hey, I mean, it's no big deal. I wish you had told us sooner- Right. -because I was going to go to the vending machine and get an egg salad. You still have that option. Thanks again, Charles. You're welcome. Thank you. Nobody thanked me. Thanks, Charles. For breakfast. Except Charles.
	Pam, Charles Miner, Andy, Angela, Michael, Kelly		00:30	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

You say no more parties, and then you spend all of this money on lunch, I think it's a little hypercritical. I do this for every branch I go to. If you do not like it, then I think there are some bagels left over from this morning.
	Michael, Charles Miner		00:12	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Michael? Okay. Yep. I just realized that I used the 2008 calendar to do the spreadsheets for January and February. I may need to come in this weekend to fix it. Do some overtime? You want to do some overtime this weekend? You know what, Kevin, I applaud your initiative. Yes, you may- Uh, no, sorry, Michael. Uh, no, Kevin, right? We're going to need you to do that during office hours. Okay. Okay. Kevin? This is my branch. You don't ask Charles, you ask me. I say, approved. That's not the way it's gonna work. Yes it is! No, it is not. No, it is not. Okay, so we're on the same page, great. Okay, so we're on the same page, great. Okay, Michael, what are you doing? Okay, Michael, what are you doing? No, seriously. No, seriously. How old are you? How old are you? Oh no. Okay...
	Kevin, Michael, Charles Miner, Pam		00:44	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

I can tell Michael's mood by which comedy routine he chooses to do. The more infantile, the more upset he is. And he just skipped the Ace Ventura talking butt thing. He never skips it. This is bad. Quote Tags: Talking Head
	Pam		00:11	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

And then, out of that cake pops another stripper holding a smaller cake. Mm-hm. And then an even smaller stripper pops out of that one. What is that smaller stripper holding? A cupcake. Nice. Ohh! It's cupcakes and strippers all the way down. Okay.
	Pam, Michael, Jim		00:12	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

What exactly is the PPC? Oh, that's the Party Planning Committee. They spend hours planning parties.
	Charles Miner, Phyllis		00:08	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Excuse me, guys. What's going on in here? Party Planning Committee. Not your concern, Charles. This doesn't seem like a good way to spend company time. Really? Well, then how would we come up with great ideas like Jim's? Go ahead. No, I would like to get back to work, actually, please. Whatcha got, Jim? What is a two-way petting zoo? You pet the animals, they pet you back. It's a great idea. And we have a cake in the shape of a bale of hay. It's really just a regular shaped cake. Okay, guys, you know- But it's cool, and it's- This isn't a good use of company time, Michael. Whoa. You're talking about my anniversary party, so... Okay, everyone, except for Michael, go back to your desks. Yeah, why don't you do that? Thank you very much. Yeah, here we go. Okay. Okay.
	Charles Miner, Michael, Jim, Pam		00:45	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

You pet the animals, they pet you back. Quote Tags: Request
	Jim		00:02	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

What is a two-way petting zoo? You pet the animals, they pet you back.
	Charles Miner, Jim		00:06	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Ok, Michael, I'm dissolving this committee. What? Yeah, I mean, come on. This is a work place. It isn't designed for your vanity. Newsflash: I've been here for fifteen years. Headline: You have been here one day. End of story. You have no right to cancel my fifteenth anniversary party. End of story. End of story. End of story! I don't care if I have hurt your feelings or you do not agree with my methods, but it is over. Okay, no, no, no, no. No. You know what? I'm going to New York! And I am going to talk to David Wallace. I'm going to tell him everything. And I'm sorry to say, you're screwed. And, you know what? You are gonna be through. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry to do that to you. Alright. Do you even know how paper is made? It's not like steel. You don't put it into a furnace. If you put paper into a furnace, you know what would happen? You'd ruin it!
	Charles Miner, Michael		00:56	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Come in. Hey. Hey. Alright, Charles, I've gotta be honest. I think we really got off on the wrong foot here. And, truth be told, I'm a pretty smart guy, and, a hard-worker. And I'm a great number two for the office. Number two? Second-in-command to Michael. Oh, I- I didn't know that position existed. Oh, that's because at first it was a made up position for Dwight, just to make him feel better, assistant to the regional manager. But then he lost that, and Michael gave it to me. So you're the assistant to the regional manager? Assistant regional manager, yeah. Any responsibilities come with it? Not- not exactly. Do you want to keep this made up position? It's important to you? Alright, I will, um, just- I'm just gonna let you get back to that. Yeah, would you, uh... Yep. Thanks.
	Charles Miner, Jim		00:52	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

Fifteen years I have been here! And I have sacrificed a lot. Yes. I've put having a family on hold. We didn't ask you to do that. And I've never gone hang-gliding. And I've never driven my car to the top of Mount Washington.
	Michael, David		00:16	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone

New Boss

And for my next trick, I will make my career disappear. Quote Tags: Talking Head
	Jim		00:04	The Office Sound Clip The Office Audio Clip The Office MP3 Clip The Office Sound Byte The Office Sound Bite The Office Ringtone
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